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My Bloody Valentine (Burlesque Underground)

February 17, 2018 @ 7:00 pm

The Burlesque Underground in association with StMP presents...

"... My Bloody Valentine ..."

"These violent delights have violent ends...and in their triumph die, like fire and powder...which, as they kiss, consume."

Ah, l'amour...the bane of our existence, our cross to bear, the single most deadly poison besides politics and religion.

Join the Black Family for a devilish post-Valentine's Day night of anti-convention sentiment and salacious satire as they celebrate (and lament) that crazy little thing called love.

No-one pays homage to Saint Valentine like the Black Family...amongst those in the know, their notorious romantic shenanigans are the talk of the town. From objectophile weddings to incestuous liaisons, bizarre love triangles to the sexual assault of the family skeletons; and a renowned anti-Valentine audience participation segment that will change the way you view love (and hate) forever...My Bloody Valentine is the perfect alternative to this year's warm and fuzzies.

But hold onto your hearts . . . Literally . . . It’s gonna get messy.

Featuring live performances by the Black Family and associates finest artistes, plus an exclusive chance to rub shoulders with some of Melbourne's wickedly elite, this is one night to leave your inhibitions at the door and get in the mood for a whole lotta love.

Dress (or undress) to express, sharpen your talons and get ready for an evening of sinfully dark Cabaret, Burlesque and Erotica in the Adult Playground!

The Underground . . . It's burlesque with bite.

Interactive - Role-playing - Burlesque - Cabaret


"Subversive...unexpected...dark and sensual" - Australian Stage    |    "Nothing short of fabulous..." - Hidden Places Secret Spaces    |    "Fast, kooky, goofy and lusty..." -Laneway

Note: The Burlesque Underground is strictly for adults 18+ and may contain gore, horror, simulated violence, simulated sexual violence, coarse language and scenes, partial nudity including images, concepts and themes that may offend some. Trigger warnings apply. All scripted and improvised role-play is safe, sane and consensual. All performers in the Burlesque Underground are over 18 years of age.

Respecting the privacy for the Black family, we do not allow photos of the performances...though you are welcome to take selfies and candid snaps of your evening with the cast.

We are an all embracing GLBTIQ and Alternative Lifestyle friendly/safe event.

Bookings are recommended, secure your ticket on-line now.
On-line bookings close at 5pm on show day.
Limited tickets may be available on the door, if not sold out prior.

Click here to Pre-Book your tickets now: www.trybooking.com/344561

$26 - Concession
1 x Non-reserved seat
1 x VIP after party entry

$29 - General seating
1 x Non-reserved seat
1 x VIP after party entry

$39 - Voyeur (From the Shadows)
1 x Reserved high table seat.
1 x VIP after party entry

$39 - Stalker (Up Close and Personal)
1 x Reserved premium stage-side table seat.
1 x VIP after party entry

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$15 - VIP After party only {if only attending after-party}
Can't make the main shindig? Join the Black Family for a salacious after party from 10pm til 2am.
1 x VIP after party entry

Add-on packages below are available by pre-order only and do not include show tickets, please pre-book separately.

'Pre-select 'Food & Beverage' additions to complete your night: www.trybooking.com/344561

 +bf - (served pre-show OR upon seating)
1 x Drink of your choice (basic spirits, house red, white, sparkling, local beer).
plus... Crusty ciabatta slices, mushroom & roasted garlic pate, spicy capsicum dip and crumbly vintage cheddar

 +bf -
(pre-show service)
1 x Bottle of select Cabernet Sauvignon OR Sauvignon Blanc.
plus... Grazing plate of Persian feta, sundried tomatoes, marinated olives, baby peppers with cream cheese, chunky basil pesto and parma ham with warmed Turkish bread

+bf -
(served upon seating)
1 x bottle of selected French Champagne
plus... Cinnamon strawberries with a cognac chocolate dipping sauce

Doors, Bar, Lounge, Courtyard: 7pm - 10pm
Small "Food for the Heart" Menu: from 7pm


Improvised roving performance play: from 7pm

Showroom: From approx. 7.45pm
Onstage Show: From approx 8pm
VIP Afterparty: Doors 10pm. Party post-show til 2am.


Show & Ticket Enq:
0403 405 575


Venue Enq:
0412 510 424
Mon - Fri 12pm - 8pm  |  Sat - Sun after 3pm


Free on-street parking from 6pm (please observe parking signs)

Ground Floor
374 St Kilda Road,
ST KILDA, Victoria 3182

Located on the corner of St Kilda Road and Martin Street,
between Inkerman and Carlisle Steet's
entry is via Martin Street


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